FAIRYWHACK'S MOCK OF
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Allright,
kiddies, I think since I'm moving in, I'll tell you a little story.
It
was midnight. The sky churned with hidden power. A lone figure stood in
the middle of the field, feeling the raw power of primal Earth.
A
lightning bolt erupted from the heavens, and slammed into the figure with
a power never before expierenced. Fred's hair stood on end, smoking and
flaming slowly. Fred's charred face twisted into a smile. The SAGA HAD
BEGUN!
Exotic
vegetables rained from the sky. 51 flavors of little demons lept from the
bare ground and began to vomit the rainbow at Fred's feet. He dropped to
his hands an knees and lapped it up like a dog.
As
he was down there, a volcano controlled by his MASTER
erupted below his face. A fountain of lava ripped his head apart like a
puppy in a blender. "CURSE YOU LAVOS!!",
fred screamed, as the telletubbies showered destruction from above.
From
the sky, the teletubbies caught Fred's head in a vise, and dangled him
three feet off the ground. All the little demons applied high force vibrators
to every part of his body they could reach.
Fred
despretely tried to fight back. He grabbed all the telletubbies he could
reach, and shoved them up his ass. The remaing ones were petrified. He
forgot one crutial detail, however. They still had vibrators. A deep rumbling
began low in his intestines. He started to wince and quake from the pain.
His bones were snapping like dry carrots, and his skin ripped away. With
a small explosion of blood, Fred's lower half became nothing more than
a twisted pile of gore.
The
vise that clutched Fred's head fell to the ground with a squelching sound.
His eyes rolled back and his tounge lolled out like a fat summer sausage.
the telletubbies and little flavoed demons closed in, and emerged with
the decapitation. Cheering, they slaughtered four of the telletubbies for
bases and began a game of kickball.
Fred's
head became more and more bruised. He knew that the Master was not happy,
and that he would end soon. His skin rippled as the energy built up. The
last flavored demon prepared to kick. He launched Fred into the air. With
a blood-curdling scream, his head exploded. Acting like blood-covered shrapnel,
the fragments of his skull ripped through the demons, killing them all.
LAVOS smiled.
Allright,
wasn't that fun?
Mail
me here, to get your word in sideways.